Tell me what to draw, and it will appear here. No rules, no boundaries; just use your heart. This could be a pleasant opportunity for both of us. danemartin.tumblr.com/ask
Guide Me
For those willing to whisk me away, I will be your houseboy and servant.
sonsofnortherndarkness asked: draw the best hamburger
Come to Daney’s drive-in.
Note: You pull on the flower to get more layers to appear (like a slot machine); therefore it is an endlessly exciting hamburger.
Hell
Every morning when I wake up, there is a catalog full of 13-year-old girls in $80 pink foamy bras on the kitchen table next to half-drunk mugs full of Diet Coke and cracked peanut shells.
“All he does is draw cartoons, and you can’t get jobs from that. All he can do is answer to his God, at this point.”
— My mom
divination asked: i think ur drawings are perfect
Thank you! That’s as flattering as it gets.
NEVER SPEAK
SIGN ME UP, WENDY’S.
LET ME BATHE IN SOLITUDE
IN THE ONE-ROOM APARTMENT
ABOVE “JUNGLE JILL” NAIL SALON.
negativepleasure-deactivated201 asked: claire and i think you should take over pluggers and shoe
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! I still don’t know what a plugger is, even though they tell you every single day. http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4984/picture1co.png
A memory just came to me. When I was fourteen years old, a crew from the local news filmed me flipping through comic book longboxes at the local comic store, “AA Comics.” They asked me who my favorite superhero was, and I said Uncle Scrooge. That night, they showed me flipping through the boxes, but wisely omitted the Uncle Scrooge comment.
I am not a huge Charles Addams fan, but how could this picture not be my ultimate goal? (from spx)
Anonymous asked: Your sins are like knitted scarves / They keep you warm at night
At first, but then the coldness shines through the cracks and the sins start to carode your spine, and soon enough, you will accidentally be leaving Pornotube open on the same laptop your dad uses to check Jayski’s Silly Seasons Fantasy Nascar.
Anonymous asked: What is your religious tradition/upbringing/affiliation/sympathy/beef?
When I was young and tender I was forced to go to Sunday school, which traumatized me deeply. I had to make felt Jonases and felt whales and sing “Father Abraham” and cry and eat marshmallow Peeps at 8 AM. My entire family, extended and beyond, is made up of extreme Christian fellows and they all want me to die for my sins. (But it is never brought up.)
AND T'WAS SET IN IVORY PILLARSTONE
Dane Martin and I are starting up a cartoon empire to the tune of Cliff Edwards/// to be continued.
(Source: sessileblossom)