answer post from 9 years ago
Anonymous asked: What is your religious tradition/upbringing/affiliation/sympathy/beef?

When I was young and tender I was forced to go to Sunday school, which traumatized me deeply. I had to make felt Jonases and felt whales and sing “Father Abraham” and cry and eat marshmallow Peeps at 8 AM. My entire family, extended and beyond, is made up of extreme Christian fellows and they all want me to die for my sins. (But it is never brought up.)

  1. sessileblossom said: I not-so-secretly believe my southern-baptist-minister uncle is made out of evil and self-aggrandizing intentions
  2. danemartin posted this