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“A comic is a poem and a joke at the same time.” –Babe Ruth
“C o m i c s” will be returning soon, maybe in the form of a daily-updated comic thing? Thank you for your patience.
“The future can be anything.”
– Professor Ludwig Van Drake
come to me and Dane Martin’s cartooning school! it’s a dirty hallway in the back of a chuck e. cheese
(Source: sessileblossom)
Deli
A man with a thick Russian (?) accent ordered four pounds of olive loaf. After I was finished slicing the four pounds, he said, “You’re a good man, Charlie Brown” without a smile or hint of any emotion whatsoever. Then he left.
donnerpartyofone asked: What's the spookiest thing that ever happened to you? [a survey]
When I was in high school, my parents took me to a seafood restaurant in a small town in Michigan. After the meal, I entered the bathroom. A man was using one of the urinals. Unfortunately, he was not using the urinal properly. He was standing back from the urinal much too far, meaning his penis was fully exposed. This man was Roger Ebert. As we left the restaurant, I saw a car in the parking lot that had a vanity plate that read “ROZEBUD,” and the word ‘MOVIES’ was on a smaller sticker in the front. I knew it had not been a dream.
KIDNEY DAVIS
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QUARTER DENVER
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THE FUCKED-UP GOLF MEDAL FIASCO (AT THE OLYMPICS)
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DINGO, MY DINGO!
***NEXT WEEK ON KITTY O'REILLEY’S KULTURE KRACKERBOXXX!!!!***
I had this as a child. I really did. It used to scare me in the night. It had to be hidden. I think about it regularly, and I never thought I would see it ever again.
(Source: 99centspalace)
